Category Archives: Dating Chronicles

It’s Here: The Great Dating Hiatus

Things that have prompted the great dating hiatus (effective immediately): It’s a jungle out there kids. And I’m fresh out of safari outfits. I’m gonna need y’all to straighten way the heck up by the time I decide to jump back in :p I joke about dating a lot. And you def have to haveContinue reading “It’s Here: The Great Dating Hiatus”

Dungeons and Douchebags: The Wackelors of The Bachelorette

Well, COMPLETELY against my will, and apparently for the single purpose of getting my blog juices going again, I watched The Bachelorette premiere tonight.  I didn’t necessarily mean to.  But, some of my family, inclusive of twenty-somethings are here for the night and convinced me to put it on.  My 22 year old was justContinue reading “Dungeons and Douchebags: The Wackelors of The Bachelorette”

Dear Guy Who Stood Me Up Tonight…..

To the guy who stood me up today: 😎 Thank you for doing that. No, really. I mean it. It’s been a rough week. I felt better enough to shower and curl my hair a little, line my lips and “smokey my eyes” for you. It was the first time this week that I feltContinue reading “Dear Guy Who Stood Me Up Tonight…..”

Dungeons and Douchebags: I’ve Never Dated a Curvy Girl

First, let me just tell you how incredible I feel today!  I have been waiting for just the right time to pull out this amazing dress, that fits like a glove if I do say so myself, and today was it!  I was lucky enough to score this dress for FREE and to say thatContinue reading “Dungeons and Douchebags: I’ve Never Dated a Curvy Girl”

You and Your New Girlfriend Can Suck It!

Today, I am unstoppable.  It’s a dangerous place to be for someone with my drive and personality.  When you wake up feeling this good and confident, you can take over the world.  And usually, you do, for that day.  The dangerous part comes in when you have so much confidence and excitement for the dayContinue reading “You and Your New Girlfriend Can Suck It!”

Loving a Big Girl Q&A

Have you ever wondered if you can you love a bigger girl, guys? The answer is yes. Today, on top of a great Shopping In My Closet outfit, I bring you a little Q&A that might help bring a little clarity. Hope this helps! Be sure that you share this with friends. You too, bigContinue reading “Loving a Big Girl Q&A”

Pete and Repeat – The Boys That Won’t Go Away

Hooray for a new week!  Some of my favorite outfits are up on deck this week to show you from shopping in my closet as well as some of my favorite stories and life lessons to go with them!  You’re going to see lots of repeats this week.  That was what made putting these togetherContinue reading “Pete and Repeat – The Boys That Won’t Go Away”

Dear Guy Who Said “I can’t date you because of your log legs”…..

You should see me now! Ankles.  Can we talk about em for a sec? I happen to hate mine.  I hate my legs in general, actually.  I remember a long time ago in high school an older lady told me what pretty legs I had.  I just wish I would have had enough brain cellsContinue reading “Dear Guy Who Said “I can’t date you because of your log legs”…..”

Dungeons and Douchebags: is it because you’re fat?

Sometimes I lose my passion. Ok, not lose it necessarily, but it seems to get buried in the mundane routine of life. Then, someone comes along and ignites it. Sometimes they ignite it in unpleasant ways. As I was leaving a meeting today, I received a notification that I had a new message on myContinue reading “Dungeons and Douchebags: is it because you’re fat?”