Dungeons and Douchebags: The Wackelors of The Bachelorette

Well, COMPLETELY against my will, and apparently for the single purpose of getting my blog juices going again, I watched The Bachelorette premiere tonight.  I didn’t necessarily mean to.  But, some of my family, inclusive of twenty-somethings are here for the night and convinced me to put it on.  My 22 year old was justContinue reading “Dungeons and Douchebags: The Wackelors of The Bachelorette”

Dear Guy Who Stood Me Up Tonight…..

To the guy who stood me up today: 😎 Thank you for doing that. No, really. I mean it. It’s been a rough week. I felt better enough to shower and curl my hair a little, line my lips and “smokey my eyes” for you. It was the first time this week that I feltContinue reading “Dear Guy Who Stood Me Up Tonight…..”

Dungeons and Douchebags: I’ve Never Dated a Curvy Girl

First, let me just tell you how incredible I feel today!  I have been waiting for just the right time to pull out this amazing dress, that fits like a glove if I do say so myself, and today was it!  I was lucky enough to score this dress for FREE and to say thatContinue reading “Dungeons and Douchebags: I’ve Never Dated a Curvy Girl”

Dear Guy Who Said “I can’t date you because of your log legs”…..

You should see me now! Ankles.  Can we talk about em for a sec? I happen to hate mine.  I hate my legs in general, actually.  I remember a long time ago in high school an older lady told me what pretty legs I had.  I just wish I would have had enough brain cellsContinue reading “Dear Guy Who Said “I can’t date you because of your log legs”…..”

Dungeons and Douchebags: is it because you’re fat?

Sometimes I lose my passion. Ok, not lose it necessarily, but it seems to get buried in the mundane routine of life. Then, someone comes along and ignites it. Sometimes they ignite it in unpleasant ways. As I was leaving a meeting today, I received a notification that I had a new message on myContinue reading “Dungeons and Douchebags: is it because you’re fat?”

Dungeons and Douchebags……and donuts

Although I have taken myself off “online dating” sites, it doesn’t relieve me of interactions with past “dudes” I have had encounters with.  I am happy to say that currently, I am “taking it slow” with someone in hopes of it possibly working out to “happily ever after” but figure that it shouldn’t stop myContinue reading “Dungeons and Douchebags……and donuts”

Dungeons and Douchebags Series….Meet Jacob

Sigh…..I was just bragging about how I hadn’t met anyone who fit this category enough to blog about them and then Jacob happened.  Normally I wouldn’t be too bothered by a guy not working out that I met online.  But this guy…….this guy has me all kinds of worked up and not in a goodContinue reading “Dungeons and Douchebags Series….Meet Jacob”

Answering My Critics

To all the dating critics (or experts as some of you would like to probably refer to yourselves)……..I have a few things to say to you! Read it all here (and while you’re there, be sure you follow the Fancy Pants Revolution blog so that you don’t miss any future posts once this beaut ofContinue reading “Answering My Critics”

Dungeons and Douchebags….What’s in a name? Picking the right dating name

I probably should’ve started the series with this since that’s one of the first fields you have to pick in creating an online dating profile.  But….I honestly didn’t think about it until I saw today’s “who wants to meet you list” in my own dating notifications.  There it was, “muffdivindaddy69″……..once I saw it, I knewContinue reading “Dungeons and Douchebags….What’s in a name? Picking the right dating name”

Dungeons and Douchebags….Online Dating Chronicles “about me”

Previously, we covered the picture portion of online dating profiles.  Today, let’s cover the “about me” section.  Keep in mind, my observations are solely based on profiles that I have come across, all being male.  I have not searched any female profiles, however, I have seen what guy friends have shared…..and honestly, I am justContinue reading “Dungeons and Douchebags….Online Dating Chronicles “about me””