Category Archives: Funny (or what I think is funny)

$100 Wiper Blades

Here is the short story of $100 wipers. I tell a male friend today, that I need new wipers. I also jokingly mention that these types of moments are the ONLY times lately that I don’t like being single. (As a side note the other times on the list are when my back itches orContinue reading “$100 Wiper Blades”

Dungeons and Douchebags: The Wackelors of The Bachelorette

Well, COMPLETELY against my will, and apparently for the single purpose of getting my blog juices going again, I watched The Bachelorette premiere tonight.  I didn’t necessarily mean to.  But, some of my family, inclusive of twenty-somethings are here for the night and convinced me to put it on.  My 22 year old was justContinue reading “Dungeons and Douchebags: The Wackelors of The Bachelorette”

Planning My Funeral

Before I even start this post, I need you to understand that I am sometimes (ok, always) random and a tiny bit weird.  I often wonder if some of the things that go on in my head also go on in other people’s heads.  I am convincing myself that they do and I am relyingContinue reading “Planning My Funeral”

The Gym – A Romance Novel

What better way to return to the blogosphere than a gym disaster story! Tonight’s gym story is a bit of a romance novel (ok maybe a half of a page out of a romance novel – anyway)….. There I was, power walking like I had not a care in the world and like I hadContinue reading “The Gym – A Romance Novel”

Dungeons and Douchebags: is it because you’re fat?

Sometimes I lose my passion. Ok, not lose it necessarily, but it seems to get buried in the mundane routine of life. Then, someone comes along and ignites it. Sometimes they ignite it in unpleasant ways. As I was leaving a meeting today, I received a notification that I had a new message on myContinue reading “Dungeons and Douchebags: is it because you’re fat?”

Ripped Jeans

I didn’t realize just how many random thoughts I document per day (mostly on Facebook and Twitter) until I declared a Facebook absence for June. Just as an experiment, I have jotted down my thoughts in my phone notebook over the last couple of days. When I had the urge to post, I opened theContinue reading “Ripped Jeans”

Know Your Shopper….Shopping at Ulta

Recently I had quite the experience on a shopping trip to Ulta….followed by a not so pleasant customer service call.  I decided to “tell” you the story versus typing it all out (I know I get wordy and thought if you heard me actually tell a story then reading some of them would be aContinue reading “Know Your Shopper….Shopping at Ulta”

Laughter in the Busy Basket

I had no idea when I planned to blog everyday for the next 30 days in an effort to “do something different” and stick with it, that my busy basket would all of the sudden be filled to the rim!  I’m swamped at work more than ever.  I am moving to a new place thisContinue reading “Laughter in the Busy Basket”

Babyless Single Woman Enters Nursery War Zone

Ok.  So, maybe it wasn’t a complete war zone (although judging by the amount of toys pulled out it could certainly pass for at least a mine field) but it certainly was the night they let a single woman be in charge of the nursery.  And it was not without obstacles. Once per month, IContinue reading “Babyless Single Woman Enters Nursery War Zone”