Things that have prompted the great dating hiatus (effective immediately): It’s a jungle out there kids. And I’m fresh out of safari outfits. I’m gonna need y’all to straighten way the heck up by the time I decide to jump back in :p I joke about dating a lot. And you def have to haveContinue reading “It’s Here: The Great Dating Hiatus”
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Late Night Laptop Talk
I’m just now shutting my laptop for the night and going to bed. A bed that has “half on” sheets because I have just been too tired to care if they are on right or at all. I have no Christmas decorations up AT ALL (for the first time in my entire life). And atContinue reading “Late Night Laptop Talk”
$100 Wiper Blades
Here is the short story of $100 wipers. I tell a male friend today, that I need new wipers. I also jokingly mention that these types of moments are the ONLY times lately that I don’t like being single. (As a side note the other times on the list are when my back itches orContinue reading “$100 Wiper Blades”
Dungeons and Douchebags: The Wackelors of The Bachelorette
Well, COMPLETELY against my will, and apparently for the single purpose of getting my blog juices going again, I watched The Bachelorette premiere tonight. I didn’t necessarily mean to. But, some of my family, inclusive of twenty-somethings are here for the night and convinced me to put it on. My 22 year old was justContinue reading “Dungeons and Douchebags: The Wackelors of The Bachelorette”
Dear Guy Who Stood Me Up Tonight…..
To the guy who stood me up today: 😎 Thank you for doing that. No, really. I mean it. It’s been a rough week. I felt better enough to shower and curl my hair a little, line my lips and “smokey my eyes” for you. It was the first time this week that I feltContinue reading “Dear Guy Who Stood Me Up Tonight…..”
Foreign Parenting for the Faux Mom
Taking on the adventure of hosting a 16 year old foreign exchange student for someone who has never had kids is not for the weak. I didn’t think that I would have too much to say about it. Then, I looked in the mirror and remembered who I was talking to. OF COURSE I haveContinue reading “Foreign Parenting for the Faux Mom”
The Gym – A Romance Novel
What better way to return to the blogosphere than a gym disaster story! Tonight’s gym story is a bit of a romance novel (ok maybe a half of a page out of a romance novel – anyway)….. There I was, power walking like I had not a care in the world and like I hadContinue reading “The Gym – A Romance Novel”
Fact Friday
I am spending the day recovering from a hard core week at Walmart Shareholders and Associate Expo. I was on my feet literally all week and can’t wait for the chiropractor to call me back and get “cracked”. I consumed a gazillion calories from all the vendors food at the expo and am a beautifulContinue reading “Fact Friday”
Why I’m Not Pregnant….a comedy
Happy “random stuff Alicia thinks about that makes no sense” Friday!!! 🙂 Take a listen to my thoughts on child birthing.
The Chemical Life
Well. It has happened. I have entered the world of chemicals. I always thought I would not ever need them or that I would just embrace aging and accept that things change as you get older. That’s what I thought until I met gravity. And age. Now, all bets are off. The only thingContinue reading “The Chemical Life”
Alicia Out Loud 